poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

At a restaurant

  • me: I'm allergic to dairy
  • me: and eggs
  • me: also meat. Super allergic.
  • me: and honey

Possibly the greatest purchase of my life

jamestspirk:

callunavulgar:

So I wandered into Forbidden Planet today after work and came across this: image

and this might be the single greatest thing I own

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WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLOOD

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BLOOD

catsofinstagram:

From @leepyu_cat: “She was still half asleep” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1nr9bZA ]

catsofinstagram:

From @leepyu_cat: “She was still half asleep” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1nr9bZA ]

beben-eleben:

Jim Dingilian proves that a creative and skillful artist can create works of art with just about anything. By coating the interior of empty glass bottles with black smoke and then carefully brushing it away with tools mounted on dowels, he creates detailed and beautiful but dark works of smoke art that are dripping with a sense of suburban decay (via Bored Panda).

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guystud:

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

this is humor blogging? this is whats hot in the streets right now? three hundred thousand notes?

omfg 

still all sick but have to go to work or my boyfriend and i will starve… ugh

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

jrock1ove:

THIS IS THE SADDEST AND FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

jrock1ove:

THIS IS THE SADDEST AND FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

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